I wanted to discuss my views on sex. Sex is not something I normally talk about, as I feel it's private matter. But don't worry, I won't be going into my personal details too much. These are my views, and are of course going to be disagreed with by most likely a majority.

1st, sex should be saved for marriage. Now, obviously, there is a certain aspect of sex that involves creating children. I know this from personal experience, as I in fact have 3 of my own. Now, it would perhaps be a wonderful world if it were impossible to conceive unless you wanted to, but often sex can lead to unplanned babies. I know this from personal experience as well. I believe that a good marriage is the optimal environment for a child to be raised in (however, I of course realize that there are many great parents who do not fall into that category). But since it can be quite easy to avoid this wonderful consequence of sex through various birth control methods, you may say to yourself that sex before marriage isn't that big of a deal. However, keep in mind that sex is one of the most intimate moments that can exist between two people. And also keep in mind that no matter how committed you feel your relationship is, marriage is the highest level of commitment there is. Such an intimate thing should be saved for that commitment. You may be fine with having those intimate memories with you even if you do not end up staying with that partner, but your future partner may not feel the same way about those memories. Please save that intimacy for the person you will be the most committed to, and save it until you actually are that committed.

So, based on reproduction and intimacy, I feel that sex should be saved for marriage. All sex that falls outside of marriage, is poor judgment.

2nd, sexual non-sex should also be avoided. What I'm talking about is any touching or other stimulation of intimate body parts between yourself and your partner. Granted, this will not normally cause pregnancy, and may not be as intimate of an experience as intercourse. However, once you start down that course, the whole point is to go farther and farther. It will almost assuredly go all the way eventually. It may not happen the first time, or even after a hundred. But when you're dealing with such a sexually charged atmosphere with someone you may or may not love, you will want to keep that up. The things I'm (trying to avoid) describing are called foreplay. They're called that because they come right beFORE sex. The whole purpose of these things is to make you want sex more. If you are willing to do that, it will be only a matter of time before you are having sex. So, if you wish to avoid premarital sex, you should also avoid premarital foreplay.

3rd, masturbation. You will often hear masturbation justified by people who say that it controls their libido. I however disagree. Masturbation can often become habitual. You hear of people who cannot keep from masturbating multiple times per day, despite how much they want to stop. Your libido is like a muscle. The more you use it, the stronger it gets. But also, the whole point of masturbation is a sort of last resort when you can't get the real thing. You are wishing you could have sex, and imagining what it would be like, and how good it would feel. You are practicing giving in to your libido. Then, in the event that the real thing is presented to you, you want that thing you have been fantasizing about for so long. Your will power will be diminished, as your wish is now within reach.

4th, thinking about sex. Similar to my points on masturbation, the more you think about it, the more you want it. It is an addiction. But, if you practice avoiding those thoughts when they inevitably come into your mind, you will be able to enhance your will power. That way, when presented with a situation where premarital sex is an option, you will be able to avoid it.

5th, sexually charged images, including pornography (even in marriage). If you're watching movies that are sexually charged, or viewing scantily clothed images of the opposite sex, those thoughts will be forced into your mind whether you want them there or not. They will present an image of sex and of the opposite sex that is not true. They will make you resent your spouse or future spouse as not good enough. Not hot enough. Not adventurous enough. You will expect them to fulfill every little desire you have. Watching someone have sex is watching them in that most intimate of moments, and will be a kind of intimate experience in and of itself. That is also a disservice to your spouse or future spouse, or relationship.

His/her questions were a bit strange, but you'll never believe what they uncovered about me. Read on to find out!



How far away is the person you miss? I usually have pretty good aim within 15 metres.

If you were to die today would your life be complete? No way. It would totally keep on going. I have put many safeguards in place to ensure my zombification.

Were you happy when you woke up today? I’m not sure. I only assess my happiness level when someone is leading me in a round of “If you’re happy and you know it”, because then I really have to think about it.

Has anyone told you that they would always be there for you? No. People usually say “I promise I’ll be there for you at least 65% of the time,” (which is pretty good actually, if you think about it).

Do you remember who you liked in 5th grade? Winnie Cooper.

Are you a fast typer? N… o.

What are you currently hearing? My kids strangling each other. Don’t worry, I’m sure they’re fine.

What's on your bed right now? Drool stains. I mean... clean sheets.

Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy? Jesus. The Kool-Aid Man. And Luke Skywalker. He’s dreamy.

Have you ever been given roses? No! Isn’t that ridiculous? The botanical gift traditions in this country are so one-sided.

Who is your last text from and what does it say? I think my last text was from Houghtin Mifflin, and it discusses various Argument and Debate terms and strategies.

Latest you stayed up in the past week? Tuesday.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? Just lightning bolts somewhere I don’t want to talk about.

Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now? I hope not.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with a L? I don’t think so. I mean, there was that one time I got pretty drunk and made out with like 5 girls simultaneously, and I never bothered to ask any of them their names. Oh wait… I don’t drink.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping! Woot woot!

If someone liked you would you want them to tell you? No, I’d want them to pass me a note with two little check boxes for yes or no. Then I would add a third check box for “I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit”

Are you too forgiving? People never do anything to me for which they would need to be forgiven. Because if they did I’d punch them in the back of the head.

Can you cook? I’m so hot you could fry up some bacon on my chest.

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Not since Wonder Years got canceled.

Would you go in public looking like you do right now? No, I’ve got bacon grease all over my chest still from lunch.

Were you single on your last birthday? I was the single most good looking person there, so in a way, yes.

Do you get cranky when you’re hungry? When you can fry bacon on your chest, you never go hungry.

How long have you known the last person you talked to on the phone? I have no idea. I don’t think I’ve used the phone yet today.

Are you afraid of clowns? I’ve never been to the circus, but weren’t there some pretty freaky one’s in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure?

Do you hate crying in front of the guy you like? I don’t cry, I’ve just been cutting onions. I’m making a lasagna.

Are you left out a lot? No, I have a key.

Are you in a good mood today? When you look in the mirror and you see me, you always are. You wouldn’t know I guess.

How many mirrors are in the room with you? 35. I like being happy. And I know it. I clap my hands quite often.

Is there anything around your neck? Just hair. Sexy man hair.

Whats the last thing you burned yourself on? My George Foreman Grill chest. Don’t worry, I wrapped it in bubble wrap after.

Do you cut yourself? Sometimes I look so sharp I can’t help it.

When was the last time you had butterflies? Never. You can eat those?

Do you have any plans for tomorrow? I need to buy more bacon, and maybe some butterflies.

Who are you currently texting? Your mom. Ohhhhh!

Have you ever kissed someone named Paul or Luke? Well, I’ve got a 8x10 of Luke Skywalker with all the color worn off of his lips, does that count?

Do you have a best friend? Just the internet.

Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Camps have too much dirt. It grinds my gears.

Do you look like your mom or your dad? I look like a crude version of my creator.

Do you own a camera phone? No, I just use my memory.

Who was the last person that told you they love you? I don’t know what love… nevermind. I’ve been trying to hint at it the last few questions, but that’s not going well. So I’m just gonna come out of the closet, and out myself as what I really am – a robot.

What do you wear to sleep? Robots don’t sleep.

Are you easy to get along with? Who doesn’t love fresh bacon?

What is your favorite time of day? 4:20 dawwwwg!

Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? Yeah, that scene where Leia kisses Luke is nasty.

Who was your last call from? One of my ro-bros.

What was the last thing that you put in your mouth? Cyanide.

When was the last time you were sick? About 30 seconds ago through the present.

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? Well, one time I wa

Does a kiss make you feel better? Yeah, Mark Hamil just came over and totally saved me with his light saber lips. It was awesome.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? No, but I’ve got Mark drugged up in there right now so he can’t get away.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? I’m a little rusty on how the whole showering thing works. Ha! Get it! And people say robots can’t understand the nuances of word play.

Have you ever had stitches? Ugh. This is so un-PC. It totally neglects the significant portion of the population who do not have permeable skin, and thus refer to repairs as soldering, not stitches. And no, I haven’t. My body is flawless.

Can you use chopsticks? My fine motor skills are quite adequate for such silly tasks.

What is the last thing a girl gave you? A glass of water. That was the last thing because that is considered attempted roboslaughter, and she had to be destroyed.

Where is your phone right now? I carry it on me at all times. It’s like an appendix in my world. I could live without it, but I’d rather keep it.

Do you like the rain? No, kinda like the shower. I do like Rainn Wilson though.